let's make believe i'm insane
  let's make believe i know what pain is
  let's make believe i'm not loved
  let's make believe i care for everyone
    i tell myself
  maybe your obsessive mean's your great
    i'm small, she wanted the tall guy
  she's smart, i wanted the artsy girl
  so i thank you (ooh, ooh, ooh)
  yes, i thank you (ooh, ooh, ooh)
  for making my life a misery
    let's make it helieve i've gotten laid
  let's make it known i cleaned up after myself
  let's make it known i turned off the television
  and let's make it known i got home on time
    i tell myself
  maybe your obsessive means your great
    i'm small, she wanted the tall guy
  she's smart, i wanted the artsy girl
  so i thank you (ooh, ooh, ooh)
  yes, i thank you (ooh, ooh, ooh)
  for making my life a misery